After a relatively short period of investigation, Britain's Ministry for Public Enlightenment and Propaganda today announced that Phorm, the internet technology that tracks surfers' web browsing in order to deliver "targeted" advertising, is legal under UK and European information and electronic privacy laws. (Spoof article.)

The ministry's most ardent critic, Dr Nicholas Kelly, General Counsel of the Reich Information Policy Review Board was found dead in the woods last weekend after committing suicide by first tying his hands behind his back then impaling himself on a 12-inch knife whilst simultaneously shooting himself in the back of the head.