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  • Duuuuh.

    I chanced upon a page of the BBC's just now, about how to pronounce things like Davos.

    Here is an irritating example, the name of the Russian dictator...

    Vladimir Putin: vluh-DEE-meer POO-tin (uh as "a" in ago, eer as in deer -- not PYOO-tin)

    So, why on earth don't they say that the "a" in Vladimir is pronounced like the "a" in "ago"? There is NO "uh" in "ago". Why do they put "uh", some sort of uncouth grunt, and then tell us to pronounce "uh" as "a".

    Oh, wait, that's how the Americans do it. Just following orders then...

  • Is xocai a scam? Part two.

    A while ago, I posted a bit about how I had accidentally got to top place in Google searches for "Is xocai a scam?"

    I was discussing this with the illustrious Ian Thorpe, and found when I looked that I had slipped to second place. ("Winning isn't everything, but being second isn't anything." H J Simpson, though I may have changed the quotation a bit.)

    In first place now is a person who "mentors" home business types, and he appears to be quoting some other person who claims the nasty muck is not a scam. He invites people to email him, so I did, saying:-

    I was just wondering how much SEO you had to do to push my blog off Google’s first place for the search “Is xocai a scam?” You see, I got there by accident, and thought that was rather good fun, as it took no effort at all. Clearly, I have something going for me when it comes to Google searches, as I have a couple of other number ones, also without any effort apart from writing about something I like.

    The other, minor point, almost not worth bothering with, is that the person you quote about xocai is telling huge, great big, gigantic, whopping lies. Xocai does have sugar in it, lots and lots. It has less chocolate than they claim, and (AND!) it is not even organic chocolate. Here in England, it is being investigated by the Trading Standards people, who know a pyramid scheme when they see one. You might want to mention that while mentoring people who might otherwise lose their money on the stuff.

    Still, since I only use the internet for fun, I’m not all that bothered about the ranking, though it pleased me no end when I found out. What did you do to overtake me, or is it a big secret?

    Cheers and beers,

    Chris “The Walrus” Blackmore

    I'll let you all know if I get a reply.

  • What is wrong with where I am...

    kostaverna

    ...is that it is not like this.

  • Deltic diesel

    I just found a nice animated .gif of how Deltic diesels work...

  • Celebrity Whoops-Alike no 94.

    Oscar Wilde Jonathan Ross
    Oscar Wilde
    Jonathan Ross

    No comment, as the one that isn't dead yet can afford to sue for libel.

  • Be careful folks!

    There seem to be some nasty blog entries appearing. I could be wrong, of course, but careful is good...

    Watch out for people who all turned up about 20 hours ago, and who blog a list of words, an image, and what appears to be a movie to click on. I noticed because I have not yet got movies sorted out on Firefox, yet these things were not the blank boxes I was getting for real movies.

    I clicked one, as I'm using a fairly well protected Linux machine. I got a big red warning from Firefox about a link leading to an attack site. Take care what you click on tonight!

  • Sensible Steve Ballmer sacks 5000 at Microsoft

    It says so here, among other places.

    steve_ballmer

    Sensible decision Steve. At first I thought it was crazy to do this just because Microsoft's profits are down from $4,710,000,000 to $4,170,000,000, but then I thought "Maybe it was the people who wrote Vista". If it was them, it's natural justice.

    And Windows 7 is going to be like Vista only more so. Some time soon, I am going to lock down our XP machines so that Microsoft can't mess them up, as they actually work quite well. If a thing isn't broken, don't fix it!

    Meanwhile, Fedora 10 is behaving well, and has stayed on the machine I put it on. This is the first version of Linux that has stayed on there for more than a few days without annoying me...

  • The monster in the hall.

    Beowolf never had to cope with a monster like this...

    the_hall_problem

    I'm going to ask my brother Nick for a clever wooden solution to this ugly mess...

    Updates to follow.

  • Today's most tedious Spam, so far...

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    A
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    Click here to make your choice......http://removed.to.save.idiots.com

    As you can imagine, I put in an order straight away.

  • Is this the best the BBC can do?

    Hamas has announced an immediate ceasefire by its fighters and other Palestinian militant groups in the Gaza Strip. Here is his statement in full.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7836277.stm

    So, Hamas is down to one man, is it? Well murdered, Israel!

  • The kiss of death...

    I put Fedora 10 on my blogging PC, and it seems to be working really well.

  • I told you so, no 94.

    Our Trident nuclear submarines, that carry around bombs belonging to America, are a waste of money.

  • Graham Stringer and Dyslexia

    There's a huge fuss going on about an article Graham Stringer MP wrote for "Manchester Confidential"

    Put simply, Stringer's claim is that there is no such thing as dyslexia, and that teaching people to read using what he says is the right method will make the perceived problem go away.

    Naturally, such a blunt statement has caused much rage, as can be seen from the hundreds of comments on the web page mentioned above.

    I think he has gone a long way too far in what he says, and I think the truth is...

    • There are a number of people who do actually have the real problem that is dyslexia.
    • There are a number of people who have not learned to read properly, who have been classified as dyslexic.

    I am not going to say anything about how large the numbers in the two cases are. I do have an opinion about this, but it's only an opinion.

    The interesting part of the whole thing, to me, is the discussion of how children learn to read. There has been a "religious war" about this going on for many years, that is unlikely to end soon. There are endless methods described, and the words phonics, analytical and synthetic appear in many of them.

    Oversimplifying, there is a method called "synthetic phonics" which involves teaching a child the sounds each letter makes, and how to put the sounds together to find out what each word is. It really doesn't need a fancy name. It's what my Mum and Dad did when I was somewhere between 3 and 4 years old. By the time I started school, I had four library tickets, and had read hundreds of books, including a lot from the adult section of the library. Mum and Dad got in a lot of trouble with the school, for having taught me themselves, but I will be grateful for the rest of my life. I think that is the only sensible way to teach reading. The idiocy of teaching whole words before the letters (called analytical phonics, I believe), and other crazy methods, should be abandoned in favour of the simple, obvious, effective way of doing it.

    Stringer has been accused of "publicity seeking" and worse. He seems mainly to be guilty of treating complex issues in oversimplified terms. I just hope that when the fuss is over, more parents get in first, and teach their pre-school children how the letters work, so they can already read well before schools get the chance to mess them up. It is just possible that might reduce the number of children who don't have dyslexia but can't read because they were taught using a stupid method. That would be good, and parents should do all they can for their children, not leave it to the schools to do it all.

  • Linuxy blogging box

    Having rescued this, my older PC from the mess I made of it, and put Windoze XP back on one of its hard drives, I have disconnected that drive, and installed Fedora 10 Linux on the other drive. Installation was easy, and all seems to be well.

    Mind you, there is some history to the fact that I can get online at all. I'm using Ethernet instead of my nice Netgear radio card. I put in Netgear Ethernet over the mains, to get a connection to the router, and added in an old 7 port hub from 3Com. I think the hub is throttling things down to 10Mbit per second, and might look for a cheap 100 Mbit hub soon.

    I think the BT HomeHub is currently handling ten connections, as well as the terabyte music store and the phone line. I wonder if it will run out of steam...

  • Christians demand proof for atheist ad claims

    I really did laugh out loud at this.

    All those years the Christians have been telling us faith is enough, and now they want proof for atheism.

    Hypocrites!

  • Missing person.

    Does anyone know where Znethru went?

    Update: See comments for the answer. Hope he gets well soon.

  • What Israel is doing is wrong.

    I have not posted very much that was "political" since before Christmas, as I have been relaxing and enjoying the company of my family. Others have not been so lucky.

    According to Reuters (and I chose them on purpose to prevent the usual cretinous criticism I get for using Guardian articles) "the Israeli government will decide today whether to move on from the first two phases of their attacks, and attack the centres of population in Gaza". Of course, this will mean an end to the pretence that this is some part of the "War on Terror", and it will become obvious that what we are seeing is genocide.

    They could call it "The Final Solution".

    [Now, wait for it, there will be a sudden flood of comments accusing me of being anti-semitic. I'm not. And, no, I don't support the firing of rockets any more than I support murdering anyone you think is against you. If you are going to criticise this post, include an explanation of why murder is alright when done by once side but not by the other. That's right, I think killing people is wrong. And your argument against that is...?]

  • My brother has been carving again...

    He has this coffee table on eBay, along with quite a few other nice wooden items.

  • Rant.

    Just felt like ranting briefly about a Honda CRV that I encountered while going to Devizes today. Well, actually, not the car, the driver is the subject of the rant.

    There's always a queue to get into Devizes in the morning, and she drove past it, expecting to be allowed to cut in. Nobody let her. Eventually, she pulled in behind me.

    I noticed she had the rear view mirror set so she could see herself, but not anything behind her car. She spent most of the next 3/4 of a mile plaiting her hair with both hands, presumably steering with some other appendage I could not see.

    I was very glad she turned off into the town centre before she managed to ram my car.

  • How to be stupid...

    First, decide you will try Linux again, to see if they have got wireless networking sorted out yet. Install Linux. Wireless networking is still missing.

    Put Windoze back on the machine.

    Notice that it has come up in 800x600 pixels.

    Tell it to do 1280x1024 like it used to, and tick the box to not come back if you don't say yes.

    Discover that there was a special graphics driver that used to do that resolution.

    You now have a box that boots Windoze, but you can see nothing on the screen, as it needed the driver you forgot to put back on.

    I am so very glad it was my blogging PC, and not this good one that I do important work on...

    ----

    To cure it, I had to install another Linux, get rid of the sodding GRUB loader, reformat, fix the MBR, drink a gallon of whisky, swear (so very not me) and so on for hours on end...

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